I Lived for Ten Thousand Years but I Retired

I fell in love with him in the battle of Muye, and I sang the song before Jing Ke left; Xiang Yu killed himself with the sword I handed him, and I lit the fire in the battle of Chibi. We discussed the Taoism at the Chisongzi table, and practiced elixirs under the Baopuzi table; Sun Simiao planted medicine in front of his house, and Yuan Tiangang read the lottery next to him. Thousands of years have become nothing but clouds, and now I am a security guard in the world of mortals. Daji praised Xi Shi Zhaojun, Diao Chan, Yu Huan and flying swallows combined their virtues; No matter Qingcheng or Qingguo, I slept with them all... And loved them all. I have really lived for ten thousand years. Why don't you believe me? Is it because I am too low-key? Zhang Ping expressed his confusion and adjusted his security uniform, revealing the limited edition green water ghost on his wrist that matched the color of the security uniform. He walked into the university classroom with a colorful chicken cup. Of course, Zhang Ping is retired now. I just want to drink tea, read newspapers, listen to lectures and maintain my health. It's best not to disturb me... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.