Alternative Lying King

You can win by lying down. If you encounter an enemy, it's a 50-50 split, and you'll be evenly matched against the gods! Wait a moment, let me finish talking to the fairy before I embarrass you. Are you often jealous of evil people? It doesn't matter, I'm lying in the arms of the fairy in front of you. You see, I'm still a bit like before. Bored? It doesn't matter, let me pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger first, challenge the limit step by step, and then easily sweep through the world of immortality, magic, and high technology. Are you laughing at me for not having an artifact? It doesn't matter, what's yours is mine now. You ask me again why I have no money? It doesn't matter, friend, I have all kinds of secrets here, and I'll sell them for money. Do you still dislike my Kung Fu? Okay, I forgot to tell you, what I am best at is to retaliate in kind. "Hey, hey, kid, don't look down on me first, try a few tricks before you talk." "What? Fairy, follow me and you will be happier." Fear, I am not; hate, you are not qualified. I have my way, can you see... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.