Fantasy: I Have Countless Acceleration Packages

You say my cultivation speed is too slow? Purchase the ultimate accelerator package and make rapid progress in your cultivation! What? You also said that my recovery speed from injury is too slow? Buy the Ultimate Acceleration Pack and your injuries will be healed instantly! What? You said again that I don't know how to make elixirs? Talk about you ****, you are the only one who talks more every day. Xiu'er, pull out your master's Italian elixir furnace for me and let me make an elixir for the enemy! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.