Tomb Raiding: The Cultural Relics Protection Bureau

"Hello, Mr. Zongzi. I'm the director of the National Cultural Heritage Protection Bureau. The burial objects in your tomb have now been requisitioned by the state. Please stop moving around and cooperate with the transfer! Otherwise, I'm authorized to arrest you! If you continue to resist, I will take action against you!"

"Roar! Roooar!"

"Director Wang, you can't keep bringing these ancestors back! If you bring any more, our little prison won't have room for them!"

"Then expand it. They don't need to eat, drink, use the bathroom, or sleep. They won't burden the country, and they can even handle things the state can't get involved in. Isn't that a win-win?"

"But they won't listen!"

"They won't listen? Who won't listen? I'll go have another chat with it!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.