Urban: I’m Done Pretending, I’m...

You go to work, clock in, and get bullied by an unreasonable boss?

I'm done pretending. I'm the boss of this company. Pack your things and get the hell out!

You deliver a package, and they ask you to take out the trash too. Refuse, and they'll complain?

I'm done pretending. I'm the landlord of this building. Get out, and make it quick!

You try out a job as a flight attendant for the experience, and they give you all kinds of trouble?

I'm done pretending. I'm a shareholder in this airline. You've been permanently blacklisted by our company and will never fly with us again!

I only wanted to quietly experience life, but you people had to mess with me. I'm done pretending. I'm a billionaire, and I'm coming clean!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.