Be a Straight Man at the Beginning of the Live Broadcast

"I'm so tired from walking, Chen Ji, please come and carry me!" "You don't have any legs? You're such an adult, and you don't even know how to find a place to rest when you're tired?" "..." "Chen Ji, I want to eat this burger, why don't you buy it for me~" "You don't have arms or legs? Don't you want to buy it yourself? I know you are poor. I am only worth 5 yuan. I will give it to you. Don't beg for food and embarrass yourself. It's okay. Don't embarrass the school." "..." "Chen Ji, you don't have a girlfriend like this!" "Girlfriend? You want that thing to be useless and play games? Damn it!" "..." The introduction is weak, please read the main text, there is no heroine, the system is fluent. The author doesn't particularly like adding female protagonists, so he can't write This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.