Host, Please Stop Roasting People

Shen Chuan transmigrated into a world lacking a sense of humor and became the host of Love Guard Battle!

Bound to a God-Tier Popularity System, he gets more rewards the more popular he becomes!

Confronted by white lotuses, brother-dependent women, green tea girls, and simps...

No rush. Shen Chuan takes them on one by one!

"You cry so much, your brain must be full of water, right?"

"I don't feel like insulting anyone today, so I'll insult you!"

"You only lost your love, but she lost her mother!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.