I Am the King of Junk!

A van drove slowly through an upscale residential complex, its sides painted with recycling ads.

A loudspeaker hung from the van's rearview mirror, blaring nonstop: "We buy plastic bottles, cardboard boxes, used cell phones and appliances, secondhand sports cars, planes, and satellites!"

An old man enjoying the shade saw it and teased, "You scrap dealer sure knows how to brag. You even buy sports cars and planes?"

A man leaned out of the van. "Uncle, got anything to sell?"

"There's a sports car in this complex. Can you afford it?"

"If you've got the goods, price is no problem!" Lin Jiawen pointed at the burlap sack in the back of the van. "This money is the deposit!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.