Listen to My Rant: It'll Make You Feel So Good

Xiao Chuanlong woke up one day to discover that he had transmigrated, and had even been bound to a fan bank System. The more fans he had, the greater the rewards.

Even more bizarrely, he was the host of a show called Listen to My Rants.

"Teacher Xiao, didn't Edison say that failure is the mother of success? But I've been pregnant thousands of times already. Why can't I give birth to a son named Success?"

Xiao Chuanlong shook his head and said, "Then my advice is to go find Success's dad. After all, only Success's dad can help you give birth to a son named Success."

"Teacher Xiao, my husband has cheated on me so many times. Every time, people tell me to trust him and say that a prodigal who returns is worth more than gold. But I've already spent a whole mountain of gold. Why hasn't this prodigal changed yet?"

"That's actually great! Your home could become a tourist attraction! It could bring you some extra income."

"Huh? What does my husband cheating on me have to do with our home becoming a tourist attraction?…

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.