Come on! Drink Up This Bowl of Toxic Chicken Soup

Xu Chen wakes up one morning to discover that he has transmigrated and is bound to a Fan Bank System, where more fans mean greater rewards.

Even stranger, he turns out to be a streamer on a show called Listen to Me Rant.

"Host, didn't Edison say that failure is the mother of success? But I've been pregnant thousands of times already. Why can't I give birth to success, this son of mine?"

Xu Chen shakes his head and says, "Then I suggest you go find Success's father. After all, only Success's dad can help you give birth to this son of yours."

"Host, my husband has cheated on me so many times. Every time, you tell me to trust him, that a prodigal who returns is worth more than gold. But I've given away a whole mountain of gold, so why hasn't this prodigal changed his ways?"

"That's great, actually! Your home can become a tourist attraction! It could bring in some extra income."

"What? What does my husband cheating on me have to do with our home being a tourist attraction? ..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.