Taoist Priest Descends the Mountain: a Leisurely City Tour

After ten years of climbing up the mountain, now I have finally come down. What kind of person is Li Muchen, you ask me? I'm here to tell you, if you don't dare to pretend, I, Li Muchen, dare to pretend. If you don't dare to offend, I, Li Muchen, will hit you first and then beat you up. Maybe, did I understand you enough? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.