The Immortal Simulation Experiment

Xu Qi: All right, class, let's begin the experiment. One tael of gold + one tael of silver + one tael of brass, with two drops of faith added, and out pops a God of Wealth.

From the Jade Emperor to the local Earth God, they're all products of my laboratory.

Every now and then, a few products turn out wrong. Take the Ruthless Empress, for instance. I recently tried to make a Nuwa, but I got the formula wrong.

Then there's Hou Yi, who keeps clamoring to shoot down the sun. He's such a headache. There's only one sun, so what the heck is he shooting at?

Chang'e and I explained again and again that there was no Moon Palace on the moon. She wouldn't believe us, and when she flew up there, Hou Yi mistook her for the sun and shot her down with an arrow.

Chuunibyou girls need a little extra care.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.