Why Are All My Disciples Cultivators?

After transmigrating into a cultivation world for hundreds of years, Lu Fan finally became a sect leader of his generation.

Sect Leader Lu Fan: "Today, cultivators have surrounded my palace gates. Do any of you disciples have a way to deal with them?"

The disciples exchanged glances, then answered one after another.

First disciple: "Master, I have a weapon that can kill enemies from ten thousand miles away and burn away even undying curses!"

Second disciple: "Master, I have a poison that will leave the land within a thousand miles deserted, turning everyone there into a different race!"

Third disciple: "Master, I have an object that can go anywhere, from the highest heavens to the deepest underworld!"

Fourth disciple: "Master, I have a ship that can cross the galaxy in a single leap and wipe out spirits and gods with one strike!"

Fifth disciple: "Well, would you look at that! So we're all on the same side, fellow disciples!"

When Lu Fan saw what his disciples had brought out, his eyelids twitched violently.

What in the world were these things?

Planet-destroying weapons, zombie serum, space mechs, interstellar warships...

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.