My Master Is the Goddess of Heaven

My name is Zhu Bajie, and I have been unlucky since I was a child. I was killed by my mobile phone every time I played a game. After I went down, not even hell dared to accept me. The underworld had no choice but to release me back to the human world. Because of this incident, my life has completely changed since then. If a volcano erupts, or a tsunami, or even ghosts cause disaster, these are easy for me to handle. I have been dealing with gods all year round, and I know how to use the good wine, cigarettes, snacks, toys and other things from the human world to bribe the gods. Even the gods such as the Dragon King of the Four Seas and the King of Yama of the Ten Palaces are at my mercy. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.