I Can't Keep a Low Profile If I Can't Die

I have enhanced Wolverine powers and enhanced Deadpool powers! Low profile? That doesn't exist! What? Someone on the dark web has launched an assassination bounty on me? Very good! I just feel life is too boring! PS: If you can kill me once, privately sponsor another 100 million! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.