Getting Rich by Telling Jokes

Ning Hao transmigrated to a parallel world and became a midnight radio host. He was bound to a Joke Tycoon System: every time he successfully told a joke, he received a massive cash reward.

"If you had to kneel to the person you hate most and call them Grandpa, and got ten thousand for every kneel, all while livestreaming it to your social media, would you do it?"

Ning Hao said earnestly, "Hey, you can't do that. People shouldn't be so proud that they'd turn down money."

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have successfully finished telling a joke. You have received a Ferrari GTO worth 120 million."

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have told a joke exceptionally well. You have received a 30 percent stake in the global SoftBank Group."

A reporter asked, "Ning Hao, if you had a million, would you donate it all?"

Ning Hao replied, "I would."

The reporter asked, "What about ten million?"

Ning Hao replied, "I would."

The reporter asked, "And..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.