I Am the Highest Civilization in the Universe

I thought I'd spend half my life working in a big city, saddled with a car loan and rent. But one night, while stargazing, an alien entered my body! I gained the abilities of an alien spiritual civilization. It turns out humanity's civilization rank in the universe is only...

Hmph! The universe's highest civilization, here I come! Watch me strut as I trample your arrogant ignorance!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.