Honghuang: I'm Just a Cushion

After transmigrating into the Primordial World, Jiang Yi somehow became a cushion in Zixiao Palace??

Just as he came to his senses, darkness fell over him, and a tiny bottom came down on top of him!

Getting sat on right from the start? How could he put up with that?

Ding! The God-Tier Choice System has activated!

Option One: Tell Nuwa right now, "You're sitting on me!" Reward: The Five-Colored Divine Stone, with a chance of being crushed to death on the spot

Option Two: Tell Nuwa after the lecture, "You're sitting on me!" Reward: The Nine Heavens Breathing Soil, with a chance of being beaten to death on the spot

Option Three: Pretend not to notice. Reward: Ten thousand years of cultivation, with a chance of being sat to death on the spot

Either way, I'm going to die. What have I got to fear?

Option two!

I'm not only going to enjoy it, I'm going to provoke her after I'm done!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.