My Life of Not Following the Routine

Why are you telling me that my chickens have laid eggs? Isn't it a rooster? What game is number one? I just made a first charge. Buy a mobile phone for your wife? Is the marriage certificate free of charge? That's right, my life really doesn't follow the routine. Come and learn about the new couple, part one. Please take care of me. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.