I'm No Jianghu Big Shot

“The All-Round Scholar System is restarting. Loading...”

“Beginning extraction of the Host's memories in exchange for this world's Heavenly Dao Pleasure Points. Heavenly Dao Pleasure Points convert directly into the Host's talent.”

“Extracted one classical poem, ‘Quiet Night Thoughts.’ Heavenly Dao Pleasure Points: +1.”

“Extracted one atomic energy fusion formula. Heavenly Dao Pleasure Points: +0.5.”

“Extracted one novel, Dream of the Red Chamber. Heavenly Dao Pleasure Points: +10.”

“Extracted one novel, The Elves Are No Mere Pond-Dwellers. Heavenly Dao Pleasure Points: +666.”

“Extracted 13,000 action movies from the East Sea. Heavenly Dao Pleasure Points: +9,999,999, +**, +999,999...”

“The Host's Heavenly Dao Pleasure Points have exceeded the System's limit!”

“This world's Heavenly Dao is close to collapse. Entering hibernation immediately!”

“System failure...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.