How Could the System Possibly Raise Me Wrong?

What's it like to have a System where I take the blame for acting cool while you get to do it?

Treasures, inheritances, even the right to play Yasuo. All of these...

That's right! They're all mine, Jiaozi's! Jiaozi, sitting on Fan Hun's shoulder, raises his arm and shouts, his cowlick waving in the breeze.

In short, this is the story of an utterly ordinary Host and his unreliable System.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.