The Daily Life of the Sausage Giant

Only crazier heroes can save this crazy society! As tender as him: Thirty-three nuclear bombs were used as fireworks! Just to give his girlfriend Murong Gangdan a warm smile... As domineering as he is: After returning from cleaning public toilets for five years, his three-year-old daughter actually lived in a bear's den. In anger, his eight billion retired soldiers were summoned... Immortal Qi is like him: he has just completed the foundation building, but in one night, more than twenty scheming junior sisters repeatedly sacrificed themselves to seize the spiritual root. He thought that he was useless, but he became immortal in one night... He is as heroic as he is: After being ridiculed by his father-in-law for being incompetent, after a phone call, he beat the old Nokia to the point where the billionaire man fell to his knees and called his master... He is as cold as he is: just because he ate one more ice cream and had diarrhea all night long, he punished himself by kneeling in the snow and drinking twenty glasses of ice Coke... Romantic Like Him: A retro and most dazzling ethnic song that captivated all the beautiful mature women over fifty years old in the square... Born like a legend, a legend like him! The great chivalrous person serves the country... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.