Yun Xiao lived in a modern world where martial arts reigned supreme. He worked as a sparring partner at a martial arts school, and one day, by chance, discovered a Tomb of the Living Dead in the basement.
Then Yun Xiao won over Xiaolongnü with a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
Xiaolongnü: Xiao'er, why is your face swollen?
Yun Xiao: The person I trained with today knew high-grade mortal martial arts. I couldn't beat them.
Xiaolongnü: I'll teach you the heavenly-grade divine art, the Nine Yin Manual!
Yun Xiao: Sister Longnü, I saw someone flying in the sky today!
Xiaolongnü: Just some nobody in the Qi Martial Realm. I'll teach you how to cultivate a hundred times faster.
Yun Xiao: Sister Longnü, I want to learn the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra too.
Xiaolongnü: Only a husband and wife deeply in love can master the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra. After today, you can call me Long'er.
After an unknown amount of time...
Xiaolongnü: Xiao'er, someone from the Emei Sect bullied me!
Yun Xiao charged into the Emei Sect of the Spirit Realm. "Who dares bully Long'er? I'll trample Emei..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
