Urban Livestream: I Landed on Mars

"The identity has been confirmed with the security department. This young man is called Qin Feng, a third-year aerospace student at Donghai University. By that measure, he's in the same line of work as us."

"The incident happened last night. At least three people in his dorm saw him vanish into thin air. But who could have guessed that the very next moment, he'd be three thousand kilometers away, over the South Pacific? We can verify this from the phone signal linked to his last social media post."

While the whole world searched for Qin Feng, he sat on a space sofa in SpongeBob pajamas and introduced himself with great enthusiasm:

"Hello, dear friends on Earth! My name is Qin Feng. Starting today, I'll take you on a scientific adventure and lead you to Mars."

"Ladies and my fellow countrymen, I'm Qin Feng, and today..."

"You have to tip me or I can't eat, understand?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.