Monkey, Check Your DMs

A hairy monkey dressed in a Daoist robe paced back and forth in an antique room, leaping and bounding around.

The message in the dialogue box below read: My master hit me with a three-foot rod. What could that possibly mean?

"What could it possibly mean?"

"What could it possibly mean?"

The monkey asked the question of the ages three times. It was practically saying, "I'm waiting online, and I'm in a real hurry."

Lin Mo, who worked to support his younger sister, found this bizarre scene appearing on his phone.

Qin Feng: Do this and that, and then do this and that.

Monkey: Who are you?

Qin Feng: I am the Heavenly Dao, mightier than your master, Patriarch Bodhi.

"Ding... Received one spirit peach."

"Ding... Received the Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze divine ability."

"Ding... Received 666 golden pills from the Eight Trigrams Furnace."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.