Honghuang: I'm a Deity Peddler

The Great Dao is fifty, the Heavens derive forty-nine, and one escapes the net.

Jiang Xiao transmigrates into the body of a lowly demon immortal and, from the start, merges with a damaged Jade Disc of Creation, taking on the role of savior of the mythological world.

Jade Disc: I told you to go to Journey to the West and save at least five of the Seventy-Two Cave Demon Kings. Which ones did you bring back?

Jiang Xiao: I tricked seven fairy maidens into coming back with me!

Jade Disc: What about the nine three-legged Golden Crows during the War Between the Lich Clans? Did you save them?

Jiang Xiao: Didn't you tell me to save their sister? I brought Houtu back too while I was at it.

Jade Disc: During the Investiture of the Gods War, did you save more members of the Jie Sect or the Chan Sect?

Jiang Xiao: The Chan Sect? Does the Chan Sect have any cute girls?

Jade Disc: ...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.