Not Good! Someone Is Showing Off

Chen Sanlang got a weird show-off system and thought he would become prosperous and reach the pinnacle of his life. Unexpectedly, he was indeed prosperous, but lived a helpless and pretentious life. "Ding! The bold old man dares to show off in front of the host!" "Please host prove who is the real square dance king with your enchanting dance moves!" "Ding! How dare this ignorant boy show off in front of his host? Who can pee farther?" "Please show off your power to the host! Let them see what a truly peerless hunk is! Pee three feet in the wind!" … Chen Sanlang: Not good! Someone is showing off! Run! "Ding! The system smells pretentiousness..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.