Six Aunts Taught Me Kung Fu

"It was so hard for me as a sixteen-year-old." Mu En looked at the scenery passing by outside the car window and sighed sincerely as he thought of the six women in the store who had been oppressed in various ways every day for more than ten years. For as long as he can remember, Mu En practiced swordplay with his eldest aunt every morning, blacksmithed with his second aunt at noon, took a bath with his third aunt in the afternoon, drew charms with his fourth aunt in the evening, and hunted ghosts with his fifth aunt in the early morning. This went back and forth almost without interruption, and occasionally he would be teased by her aunt with illusions. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.