My Ability Is to Be a Grandson

As long as I kneel down and call you grandpa, No matter who it is, No matter what you are doing, No matter what the occasion, Even lying on the cliff, Even if you are squatting in the toilet, Even if I am embracing my lover, He would uncontrollably throw 10,000 yuan in my face! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.