Rebirth acquisition system? Aeons Travel Game System!
Mona Lisa? My collection!
Endless crit 3400? Barbarian King gave it to me to play with.
Zhuge Liang* borrowed arrows from the boat? I did what he whispered next to him!
Who is the world's largest collector? Of course it's me, what? You don't believe it? Let me ask you, do you have a Mona Lisa? Do you have a starry night?
No? So you are still a collector?
Who is the world's greatest strategist? Of course it's still me, what? You don't believe it? Let me ask you, have you ever met Zhuge Liang? Have you ever listened to Confucius' lectures?
No? So you're still a strategist?
What? You said I can only use my brain? He has no attack power and is a weakling?
Let me ask you, do you have hentai?
Have you ever seen the barbarian king brandishing a big sword and shouting "Three Seconds of Real Man?"
You ask me who I am?
Then I will tell you reluctantly.
Call me Ye Xiu.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
