Bizarre Three Kingdoms: I'm Zhao Yun's Uncle

This isn't exactly the Three Kingdoms world as we know it. It's messed up.

Zhao Tianming arrives, carrying a cell phone.

He becomes Zhao Yun's third uncle.

Zhao Yun: "Uncle, the Yellow Turbans are here."

Zhao Tianming: "What the hell kind of Yellow Turbans are these? They're all zombies!"

Cursing under his breath, Zhao Tianming raises the palm-leaf fan in his hand and gives it a wave. A gale springs up.

A huge horde of zombie Yellow Turbans is blown away.

Seeing this from afar, Zhuge Kongming is shocked. "Why is this man copying my fan trick?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.