Urban: I Can Extract Wishes

Reborn, Zhang Ping discovers he has gained the ability to extract other people's wishes and make them come true for himself.

A student in class: If only I could, heh heh heh, with Teacher Bai. I'd be smiling in my dreams!

Extracted: One heh-heh-heh encounter.

Cancer patient: I wish some peerless healer would come along and cure me.

Extracted: Acquired the ancient medical art, the Nine Needles of Fuxi.

A passerby watching a comic: I wish I could pick up a Tushan Susu too.

Extracted: Turn left up ahead, Host, and collect your first...

At least four chapters a day! No poison, no angst, no harem giveaways, no bootlicking, no monk protagonist. Pure wish fulfillment!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.