Livestream: The Ultimate Spendthrift

"Hey, streamer bro, buy me a phone, will you? It doesn't have to be too expensive. An Apple that's had a bite taken out of it will do."

"Aww, bro, I've wanted a watch for ages. Buy me one, please. I can keep you company all night..."

"What the hell, are you women shameless or what? You'd even offer to keep someone company all night. How vulgar!"

"So what if we're women? Without women, where would you little brats come from?"

"Exactly! Who knows if there's some middle-aged guy hiding behind that chat message?"

"Damn, just thinking about it gives me the creeps. Big spender, I sent you 6,666 flowers. How about you buy me a watch?~"

"I'm Wang Laohu. Oh, this is actually pretty nice..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.