Make Your Comeback, Simp!

The System says haughtily:

"The goddess won't chase after you because you're just a simp.

Once you understand the true meaning of being a simp, and meet someone who gives you three sentences, your life will be completely changed!"

Three years later

"Sob, sob! Host, I was wrong! Don't abandon me!"

"Drink more hot water."

Xiao Ran says as he stands at the pinnacle of the entertainment industry.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.