Master, I Won't Be a Taoist

A goofball who set out to become a wastrel somehow ends up a Taoist priest. And not only is he a Taoist priest, he can't even get married, because his heart is sealed. "Doctor, can I get a heart transplant?" "No, there's nothing wrong with your heart." "But it can't fall in love."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.