Naruto: What Happened to the Promised Average?

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I only wanted to be an ordinary person, so I asked God to give me the average stats of that world.

But who could have guessed that I'd end up with the average stats of the strongest and the weakest?

"I'll use the Transformation Technique just like Sasuke!"

Sasuke: He can use the Transformation Technique without hand seals?

"What do I do? What do I do? There are so many enemies! Right, Teacher Yamato's power! Wood Release: Great Forest Technique!"

Yamato: He has a Kekkei Genkai too?

"I don't want to die, I don't want to die! What do I do? Right, an immortal body!"

Hidan: Didn't you say I was the only believer?

Aaaah! I really just want to be an ordinary person!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.