Pokemon: The Fighter

"Why did things turn out like this?" Looking at my outfit, I glanced at Pallet Town across the way and felt like cursing.

System: "Isn't this what the Host wears in the Pokemon world? I just copied the whole persona for you."

Me: "But this is Red! The origin of Pokemon!"

System: "Let's get started, Host. It's time to begin our journey to become Champion!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.