Me, Red: Nintendo's biological father. I keep appearing in official games, and I'm compatible with everyone. Aren't the protagonists of all those other games just random nobodies?
Me, Mei: Nintendo's biological daughter. I'm the official female protagonist of Black 2, and Pokemon Go and Pokémon Master are all about me.
Everyone else: Enough already. I know this book is Red's legend, but what does your Mei have to do with it?
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
