No One's Taking My Gym Class

1. According to research, every 60 seconds of breathing reduces your life span by 1 minute. 2. Who would have thought that a 16-year-old girl was just a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago? 3. While the Chinese are sleeping, most Americans are working. 4. There is a huge mistake in the way English is taught in China. Even primary school students in the United States can speak fluent English. 5. If you save one pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes in 10 days. 6. When you are hit on the left side of your face, your right side will not hurt. 7. When a butterfly flaps its wings twice in the southern hemisphere, it will fly slightly higher. 8. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to consuming the calories of 20 bowls of rice. 9. Anyone who holds back too much urine every day has a high chance of dying within 100 years. 10. If a person is killed, he will die. 11. Handsome people will praise this paragraph when they see it, but ugly people will turn a blind eye.

You may not believe it when I tell you that my physical education teacher actually taught a math lesson once when he was watching a class. He taught it. So I guess I can say that my math was taught by my PE teacher.

Three months ago, a person replied to me. He married a beautiful girl. A month ago, a person replied to me. He won a lottery of 5 million yuan. A week ago, a person replied to me. He said that his illness was cured. This year, a person replied to me. Not only did he marry a beautiful wife, he also won a lottery of 5 million yuan, and he was not sick at all. That's all I'm saying. It's up to you what to do. — Friends who saw this, although this is fake and I cheated on the reply, but whether you reply or not, I wish you a happy family reunion, good health, smooth work, the people you like like you, and I wish you good luck.

When the Chinese teacher turned around, he saw that the Yellow Crane Tower was vacant. The math teacher turned around and saw the axis of symmetry of the quadratic function. The English teacher turned around and added three grams of oil, sorry. When the chemistry teacher turned around, the carbon dioxide turned into gasoline. The physics teacher turned around and used a lever to pry the earth. When the biology teacher turned around, the test-tube baby swam in the water. When the geography teacher turned around, the large sections drifted randomly. When the history teacher turned around, Qin Shihuang came to push the shot put. When the labor teacher turned around, he broke into pieces of copper and iron to show off. When the political teacher turned around, Bush switched to selling soybean oil. When the art teacher turned around, Mona Lisa also became romantic. When the physical education teacher turned around, basketball was canceled in the Olympics. As soon as the computer teacher turned around, all the students became Ah Q friends. When all the teachers turn around, the people of the world have no freedom

When you can easily enter, you should understand that it is not that you are great, but that the other party can tolerate your insignificance. ——Paul Korchagin Even if it becomes a black hole, it is still a place I want to explore in my life. ––Hawking The tree-lined path you yearn for is actually covered with hoarfrost every morning and night - Lev Kamwodki The pink color you thought has been tarnished by time! ——Keir Even though countless people have left traces there, we still yearn for it. —Guo Moruo Sister-in-law opens her mouth, my grandson is about to go out - Sun Wukong The tree-lined path you thought was already busy with traffic - Shakespeare was very narrow at first, and only then could he pass through people. After walking dozens of steps, it suddenly became clear - Tao Yuanming Although it is dilapidated, it is still the place we most yearn for - Ostrovsky

Are blind date girls demanding? If the protagonist still blames others, it shows that he is a loser. If he can't buy a house of 60 square meters or a car worth 100,000 yuan, what right does he have to complain that people worship money? If real girls were like this, I think everyone would laugh to death, which indirectly means that the author is a waste in reality, because it is difficult to live in such conditions.

The anchor on DingTalk is not good. I asked her to dance for me, and she actually asked me which class I was in.

Opinion collection post. Readers, if you have any comments, please leave them here. The previous article does not involve the details of the big plot, I will adjust it gradually. I will try my best to pay attention to it later. You can also leave a message here if you want to see any sports. Thank you, little author.

Take off from the three-point line and dunk, you are so awesome

Really, I don't mind if you make the protagonist a bit awesome, but you are exaggerating. Let's not talk about how far the three-point line is from the basket. Can you jump that far without losing height? Even Bruce Lee dare not say that he can dunk from beyond the three-point line. Why, are you the reincarnation of Li Yuanba? Golden-winged roc eagle? A wing directly smashes the backboard?