It All Began When I Made Immortals Famous

Jiang He! Even though you deceived me and used me, even though you're a scumbag, I... love you!

- The Fairy Sister

Don't mention Jiang He to me. Don't mention him, singing, dancing, rap, or basketball. He actually livestreamed my humiliating moments to the whole world! I'm sending him a lawyer's letter!

- A tearful confession from a famous young star in the Longguo Federation

Jiang He is the most extraordinary master thief of the century I've ever met.

- Director Rick of S.H.I.E.L.D.

By the law, Jiang He deserves to spend the rest of his life in prison. But by the standards of humanity, he's the person I respect most.

- Director Mei of the CIA's Seventh Bureau

Jiang He is the kind of man you'd gladly kick a construction boss to death for. Because he deserves it!

- Captain Leng Feng of the Wolf Warriors Special Forces

Steal a little, and you're a chivalrous hero. Steal a lot, and you serve your country and its people.

- Jiang He

"He who steals a hook is executed; he who steals a state becomes a feudal lord. At the lords' gates, benevolence and righteousness are said to reside."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.