A lighthearted PUBG and League of Legends story
When Meng Chuan woke up one day, he discovered that he had a little sister.
The girl was never serious about anything. She loved arguing with him and stealing his snacks the most.
She also loved bouncing around and singing all kinds of nonsense songs.
Then one day, she started livestreaming, registered under the name "Call Me Little Cute Dumpling," and began playing PUBG and League of Legends. And so...
"Just you wait! I'll get my brother to beat you to death!" became her new catchphrase.
Little Deme: "Could you kill me in a different way? Like, one that's a little more enjoyable?"
Little Dumpling's best friend: "Dumpling, if I could, I'd want us to be closer. Like, close enough for me to become your sister-in-law."
Corrupted Groupie: "Your brother and I made a promise. If he's still unmarried and I'm still single ten years from now... we'd be in a real mess! We should just get married sooner!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Wei Shen is the most miserable person I have ever seen in this kind of fandom. In LoL, he was killed infinitely by someone, and he would whip corpses with reverse Q from time to time. In Chicken, he was beaten violently in the fish pond station, with all kinds of headshots. How could he be called miserable?
How do you know the star level? What is my level? Can I beat the brothers here?
I drew a circle and cursed every reply. Every day, I was raped by a self-confessed goddess. I played games like the King of Europe, the Landlords were all like kings and four twos, and beautiful women used excuses to talk to me on the street. I saw that those who didn't reply were raped by eight ugly men every day. . . (??????)
Now I don't dare to look at anyone with a younger sister. Those H-shows with younger sisters are abusive to their masters. For example, the male protagonist watched his sister being raped by several big men on his mobile phone. Therefore. I won't watch it anymore
When I saw the chapter about frying steak, I felt a little unhappy and wanted to take advantage of it. When it comes to steak, I think it's all nonsense about how mature it is, because my brother works in a Western restaurant, and I've always been curious about how the chef knows how well done it is. But the answer my brother gave me was, oh, it depends on the feeling. Indeed, it really depends on the feeling. But after that, I often went to play with him and observed him several times. I really believed your lie. The customer said he wanted it medium-rare, but he fried it for five minutes and medium-rare for seven minutes. Then, I also asked my brother to secretly fry two steaks for me, one medium rare and one medium rare. My mother, I felt there was no difference. It was cooked on the surface and raw on the inside. I just wondered how their store opened and the business was so good, with a daily turnover of at least 70,000 to 80,000 yuan. I really couldn't figure it out. It wasn't until later that I found out that it was the shepherd dogs who won the prize! Are the eight major Chinese cuisines not enough for you? And there are many side dishes!
The protagonist of Liu Shui, the iron-clad Wei Shen
Don't talk about so many things, the author is already crying, there weren't that many when I was writing! It's just that I was slow to write something some time ago, and now it's all over the street! But now it's updated five times a day!
Because it is an editing setting error that cannot be corrected, the title says "Remarks on the Release", so you don't need to read this chapter.
To be honest, until now, except for the one with diamonds, there is no one taller than me. Am I bloated?
Chapter 29: God, four people, eight pairs of eyes, tell me who the extra four pairs of eyes belong to? Yours?