Brother, Times Have Changed

When the League of Legends competition was in full swing in the heavens... One of the gods was troubled by the pets at home... "Let go, I'm going to play LOL..." Chi You looked helplessly at the red panda on his feet... "No, I just want a lot of milk~" "Me~ I am the same..." Guanghan Palace… "I tell you, Turtle, to stop smoking. The rabbit's fur is all yellowed... I heard that Wu Gang said that you just beat him up again?" Chang'e rolled her eyes at the Jade Rabbit, who was puffing away the smoke... Yuanshi Scenic Spot… "Don't stop me this time... Bah... I'm going to play LOL... Bah... I'm going to go crazy... Bah... I'll kill you if you spit... Bah..." Yuanshi Tianzun lay on the ground with a decadent look on his face. Why did I find this thing as a pet... But everything changed when our protagonist Xia Jian appeared... "Big pot, I want a basin of milk~" "Give me two big cigars, your cigarettes have no taste..." "Bah~" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.