Big Brother, Times Have Changed

While the League of Legends tournament is in full swing in the Celestial Realm, a group of gods are having trouble with their pets...

“Let go! I have to go play LOL...” Chi You looks helplessly at the little red panda clinging to his leg.

“No! I want my bottle of milk!” “Me... me too...”

The Moon Palace...

“I told you to smoke less, you fool. Your rabbit fur's turned yellow from the smoke... I heard Wu Gang say you beat him up again just now?” Chang'e rolls her eyes at the Jade Rabbit, who is puffing away on a cigarette.

The Primordial Sanctuary...

“Don't you dare stop me this time... Ptooey... I'm going to play LOL... Ptooey... I'm going to lose it... Ptooey... Spit at me again and I'll kill you... Ptooey...” The Primordial Heavenly Lord lies dejectedly on the ground. Why did I choose this thing for a pet?

But when our protagonist, Xia Jian, shows up, everything changes...

“Big bro, I want my bottle of milk!”

“Get me a couple of big cigars. Your cigarettes have no flavor...”

“Ptooey~”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.