Tycoon: I Scratched Off a Building from the Start

System: A beginner's gift pack, with three scratch cards from the start. Congratulations, Host! You've won a building of Linwan Apartments, a Bugatti Veyron, and an 80-year-old girlfriend.

Yang Chen: I bow down to you, mighty System. I'll keep the apartment and car, but can I pass on the 80-year-old girlfriend?

System: Your 80-year-old girlfriend is a wealthy woman worth 10 billion!

Yang Chen: Actually, her being rich isn't important. The important thing is, the doctor says my stomach is weak, so I need to live off a woman.

The Super Scratch Card System can give you anything.

Ever since I got the System, my ex-girlfriend has begged on her knees to get back together, and even my friends and family no longer look down on me. I spend my days collecting rent, helping my female tenants fix their computers and unclog their drains, and occasionally researching things like spaceships and nuclear fusion. Life is just barely manageable.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.