Urban: If I Were in His Shoes, I Could Do It Too

Yang Chen gets the I Can Do It Myself System.

Yang Chen: Is the author stupid? You're writing a national martial arts novel where people catch bullets barehanded, run up walls, and tear Japanese soldiers apart. What do you take your readers for?

Fan: If you can do better, write it yourself.

Yang Chen: Fine, I will. So he writes a novel that shoots straight to the top of the sales charts.

Yang Chen: Yang Tianbao, Liu Zhuangshi, do you even know how to act? You express every emotion by widening your eyes. It's painful to watch.

Fan: Quit whining. If you can do better, do it yourself.

Yang Chen: Fine, I will. So he makes films in a variety of styles that showcase his acting, including Mr. Tree and The Big Shot. They are promptly adopted as teaching materials by film academies.

Yang Chen: If you can't kick a ball, go home and farm. You can't even play basketball, so what gives you the nerve to join the national team?

Fan: You can do it, you do it. If you can't, quit blabbing.

Yang Chen: I can do it myself, and I really can. So he leads his team to win the World Cup.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.