Great Qin: I'm No God of Medicine!

Protagonist: "Your Majesty, take my medicine, and I guarantee you'll be as virile in bed as a man in his prime!"

Qin Shi Huang: "Good, good! I will reward you handsomely! Tell me, what do you want?"

Protagonist: "I want your Great Qin!"

Liu Bang: "What have I ever done to you? Why did you take my wife, then torment me like this?"

Protagonist: "I just can't stand you. Is that a problem?"

Xiang Yu: "My lady, you and Your Majesty make a perfect match."

Yu Ji: "General Xiang, I didn't know you had such a good eye. I'll put in a good word for you with my husband."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.