My Path to Godhood in Marvel

Captain America: "Little priest, I trust you. I'm willing to fight for you!"

Protagonist: "Keep up the good work, brother. I'll pray for you!

Black Widow: "You bastard, how dare you lie to me..."

Protagonist: "Relax. That wasn't a lie, it was love! Let's be sincere... Don't hit me!"

Thor: "How can you lift Mjolnir too? What the hell, you can shoot lightning as well?"

Protagonist: "Because I'm a god too!"

Iron Man: "You're an elder! You're also the scientist I respect most! But if you hit on my secretary again, I'll fight you to the death!"

Protagonist: "I was chasing women with your dad before you were even born! Get out of here!"

This is the story of a certain loser who was struck by lightning because of an ancient book and sent to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. On his search for a way home, he bluffs his way into free food and drink, throws his weight around by association, and eventually becomes an invincible god.

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.