I Roasted the Misogynists Until They Cried

"I smoke, drink, and party at nightclubs, but I'm a good girl. A good man, though, doesn't smoke or drink. He just makes money."

"Does the child really have to have his genes?"

"I'd rather cheat on you than break up with you. Isn't that proof enough that I love you?"

"I worked so hard to give birth to his child. Why does it have to have his genes too? Men are such assholes!"

"Men should have to experience the pain of pregnancy and childbirth!"

"What's the point of that?"

"How is there no point? The woman would still feel pain, but the man would no longer think it doesn't hurt. That's what they mean when they say you never know how much it hurts until the knife falls on you."

"Maybe men would feel bad for us, too."

"Who cares if they feel bad? If I have to go through that pain, you have to suffer it too, or I'll feel it's unfair."

Seeing these warped opinions, Jiang Xiaobai smiled faintly.

"Need a key made? What? You want to make it? You can..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.