Fake System, Real Liar

"Shou Yue! Give me the power of thunder and lightning!" "Ding dong, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Wrath of the God of Thunder! Successfully paid 1,000 yuan!" "Wait... This seems to be an S686 shotgun." "Host, if God didn't have thunder and lightning, he would also buy a gun like this!" "Bang!" "Ah! Shoyo, this gun went off!" "Host! How can there be quality issues with the things sold by gods?" "I don't care, you liar, pay me back!" "I won't give you money, and I won't give you my life!" "Are you acting rogue again? Believe it or not, I'll beat you to death... Ah! You're still spreading lime! What kind of god are you?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.