Three Kingdoms: Teaching Lu Bu to Become a Warlord

I have filial sons Lu Bu and Wang Mang, Prince Sima Zhong, Queens Wu Zetian and Lu Pheasant, generals An Lushan, Qin Hui, and Shi Jingtang, Taishi Sima Yi, city defenders He Kun, Liang Yi, and Wu Sangui, Taiyi Yang Guozhong and Wei Zhongxian, grain transport officer Gou An, prime minister Dong Zhuo on the left, prime minister Cao Cao on the right, and general manager Zhao Gao. Why should I worry about the uncertainty of the world?

Dong Zhuo: "Is there any way I can kill Li Yan?" Jia Xu: "You can dream!" Dong Zhuo: "Mr. Jia, I'm serious. Aren't you known as a poisoner?" Jia Xu: "Yeah, then you can take a bath, fast, burn incense, pray, and sacrifice three animals to heaven." Dong Zhuo: "Then what?" Jia Xu: "Then have a sweet dream!"

Lu Bu: My foster father has been killed, how many chickens does the master have?

Lu Bu among men, red rabbit among horses, Fang Tian painted a halberd, specializing in killing his adoptive father.

Even Lu Bu has to train a pervert, funny

Why should we call it Bu'er? Can't we call it Fengxian?

After killing Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo, the Xiliang army counterattacked Chang'an. He ran away and defected to Yuan Shu, Zhang Yang and Yuan Shao successively, but he could not stay any longer. After a lot of luck, Zhang Miao met Chen Gong. He was dissatisfied with Cao Cao and welcomed him as the shepherd of Yanzhou. In the end, he was beaten away by Cao Cao. After entering Xuzhou, Liu Bei took him in. As a result, he was induced by Yuan Shu to rebel again, attacked Liu Bei twice, and captured Xuzhou, which made Liu Daer almost shut up. Later, Cao Cao and Liu Bei fought back, and he was defeated and captured. He said to Cao Cao, "Isn't it me you are afraid of? I surrender, I surrender, you give me the cavalry, and I will conquer the world for you." Cao Cao asked Liu Bei for his opinion. Liu Bei said, "Brother Fuck, think about Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo." Lu Bu... Died.

Lu Bu: "Master, last night you and the two master ladies competed in martial arts. What was the result?" Li Yan: "As a master, you have eighteen martial arts skills, so you will naturally come back with a great victory. Soon you will have a group of junior brothers." Lu Bu: "Great! I have always envied Cao Cao for having many brothers, Cao Ren, Cao Hong, Xiahou Dun, and Xiahou Yuan. To fight a war, you have to have many brothers!" Li Yan: "Bu'er, you are indeed a genius with extremely high understanding. My teacher is very optimistic about you!"

The whole army rushed to the Shu army camp and went straight to Zhuge Liang's four-wheeled carriage.

Isn't it less than ideal? The Chinese New Year is coming soon, don't be too hasty and make some money to celebrate the New Year.